June 2012
Book club with authors
- Suzanne Collins: "Finnick and Annie returned to district 4 and had a child togeth-"
- JK Rowling: No no no! What are you doing, you can't let that character live. You have to be ruthless. You have to rip out the reader's heart.
- Suzanne Collins: But he really doesn't need to die
- JK Rowling: DO YOU WANT A BEST SELLER?!
- Suzanne Collins: Yes bu-
- JK Rowling: THEN KILL HIM
- Stephenie Meyer: Hey Jo maybe you could help me with breaking daw-
- JK Rowling: Be quiet Stephenie
Let me correct a statement I made.
As a gay male I enjoy LOOKING at the boys from One Direction.
Not listening to their “singing”.
If they have talent or not I could careless.
Omg now my stepsister is crying!!!!! She is crying her eyes off!!!
I rather eat a bag of rusty nails. Then continuing enduring the screams of this girl.
Sweet black non jewish Christ, watching the one Direction tour DVD with my stepsister is proven to be more tortures then math. I would prefer to watch this dvd on mute and just stare at them, instead I am watching and LISTENING to their singing. And a 11 yr old screaming her head off.
Shoot me.
And they just butchered Valerie by Amy Winehouse.
Fuck this.
My theory about One Direction: They were shitty by themselves as solo singers. So they were put together so their collective shittiness would drive prepubescent and teenage girls insane. Which so far has proven to work.
urlgoesherenow replied to your video: I FINALLY MADE ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ok so this…
I’d tap that.
Mase vale ;D
